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1990s: Captain Planet and the Planeteers

July 18, 2019

By AHNZ

“There needs to be an international governing body with teeth that can enforce global climate change initiatives.” – Reddit (contemporary sentiment)

By Gaia, yes, an international governing body! And a task force of ignorant delinquents called ‘Planeteers’ to get themselves into deep shit trying to blindly enforce its edicts.

And when their interventions go south they could summon some ex machina force to problem-solve and act on their behalf so everything works out right and nobody needs to understand or take personal responsibility.

Narrator: Our world is in peril. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet. She gives five magic rings to….

This force could be personified as a handsome, menial, male model who goes back into his genie bottle until women and children assign him jobs to do. The rest of the time this disposable male will have no life and certainly never a will of his own. But he should have the rank of ‘Captain’ and always be smiling, non-threatening, and servile.

“The Victimhood Power is Yours!” the Millennials were told each week day. They were being primed for what has become our contemporary Victimhood Culture and misandristic mainstream.


‘Captain Planet and the Planeteers’ was part of the steady diet of SJW morals New Zealand Millennial children were ‘nourished’ on from the early to mid-1990s.

 

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