2018: Blind Bisexual Goose Gets Civic Funeral

March 27, 2019

By AHNZ

Future generations will look back in amazed embarrassment; Our ancestors would weep; Conquers will rightly say we had it coming.

“…with all the pomp the community could muster.

About 60 people attended the ceremony with Thomas – a blind, bisexual goose – laid to rest in an area by the lagoons.

A piper led the group to the burial site before some words by Kapiti mayor K Gurunathan…”- Thomas the bisexual goose laid to rest with full funeral and trimmings; NZ Herald

Waikanae’s think there’s a dead bisexual goose in this box. I say it’s their dignity!

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This funeral took place on Saturday 24 February, 2018. Ref. Kapiti News (21/2/2018)

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