Have your say
March 6, 2019
By AHNZ
Thank you for your suggestion, we’ll put it in the suggestion box we refer to when making our political decisions.
The thing is, my naive friend, my not-an-anarchist-yet friend, we don’t give a damn what you think. That was a feint, theatre, a pretence to get the sanction of you: the victim. Actually we know very well what’s right and wrong and the compass points to ripping off vendors and we find they can give a little more. Obviously we can’t just break their legs like some Italian immigrant armature now can we? Pressure is applied according to “Health and Safety” or “Environmental” or some other bullshit concern that gets the job done. Whatever you idiots are buying into these days. We don’t care what. Whichever lies you’re digesting that will allow us to keep at our age-old People Farming routine we will find out and we will mouth them.
Actually, we like it when you write in to supply us with your concerns so we know what to lie about. So let off some stream, quell revolt’s first sparks, imagine you’re achieving something! It’s very helpful for us to know where the prevailing winds are when deciding how to set our sail to catch the gusts of Whatever Dude that propel us along. Don’t forget to supply your name and address so that if you’re annoying or effective in any way we can add that to our database and know who to give an audit or declined permit to!
Yours Sincerely,
Mr Screwtape,
AKA The State (on sodium pentothal)
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