1863: The Waka Buster
By
Today in New Zealand history, 1 November, 1863 the Government’s streamer Lady Barkly set out from Onehunga on a capture/destroy mission on Manukau Harbour. The target was any and all uncontrolled transport craft, particularly Maori canoes: “Waka.” The crew returned on 6 November with 11 canoes in tow as well as a big stern post […]
Read more..November 1, 2024
1904: No Santa Gifts for Maoris
By AHNZ
White Western Patriarchy thwarted in act of colonising tangata whenua! Santa Claus Dilemma: Where is the Chimney? Artist E F Hiscocks – 24/12/1904 Ref. New Zealand Graphic; madoncollections.com
Read more..December 13, 2018
1836: Pukaki’s Gateway
By AHNZ
Little did we know that our 20c coin these last 20 years featured a cannibal chief in the midst of a necrophilic sex act! Pukaki, a Te Arawa warlord from 1700s Rotorua lived a violent life. Maoris at this time lived in a Hobbsean war of all against all. Constant strife was either simmering or […]
Read more..January 6, 2025
1977: Bastion Point
By AHNZ
The Bastion Point occupation got underway today in New Zealand history, 5 January 1977. After many warnings and deadlines ignored, The State finally put a stop to this major protest after 506 days; it ended on 25 May 1978. Representatives of the Ngati Whatua were not happy about their ancestral leaders selling the land to […]
Read more..January 5, 2025
2005: Bo-Gyung Ko
By AHNZ
Asian women have long dominated the Ladies Professional Golf Association (LPGA) where competition is fierce and prize-money huge. Even the barriers to entry into the competition circuit itself is greatly prohibitive. A novel way to differentiate a player and open some doors apparently occurred to one Republic of Korea couple, Mr and Mrs Ko. By […]
Read more..January 3, 2025
1888: Reefton’s Electric Christmas
By AHNZ
The year 1870 marked a new phase in New Zealand gold mining with the discovery of deposits in the Inangahua Valley; Reefton. If not for the new stimulus of Reefton quartz and Kumara alluvial the West Coast’s Golden days would have been done. Many who had come to the Coast for gold had already moved […]
Read more..December 31, 2024
1996: Fly Buys
By AHNZ
Fly Buys, est. 1996, was once huge but ended at the stroke of midnight on 1 January, 2025. “The Flybuys catalogue became legendary, filled with an endless array of items that could be “purchased” with points. At its peak, Flybuys had over 20 contributing partners, close to 3 million members, and featured in 80% of […]
Read more..December 30, 2024
1902: Waimarino County
By AHNZ
Waimarino County came into existence by its own Act of Parliament on 2 October, 1902. The Waimarino block, located at the foot of Mount Ruapehu, had enough settlers to have transitioned from Settler frontier, to Road Board, to County. By 1918 they had their own County Offices at the County Seat of Raetihi but it was destroyed […]
Read more..December 24, 2024
1642: New Zealand’s First Christmas
By AHNZ
On the night before Christmas, 1642, the danger of losing it troubled more than a few. The Twelve Days of Christmas were due to begin, but in Protestant nations the future looked thin. Now Scotland, now England, now German and Swiss! The Christmas tradition faced the abyss! The Wokesters of their day, the Puritans, the […]
Read more..December 20, 2024
1993: Wellington’s City to Sea Bridge
By AHNZ
Wellington’s City to Sea Bridge (est.1993) was a creation of Paratene Matchitt from Napier (why can’t locals produce their own culture?) It cost $2,300,000 at the time. Matchitt indifferent to what the customer would think of it. Rather than relating to New Zealand, the expensive decorations look more like some heathen Aztec totem pole keeled […]
Read more..December 19, 2024
1893: Greymouth-Hokitika Line
By AHNZ
Today in history, 18 December, 1893, the Greymouth-Hokitika line was finally opened. Started in the late 1870s much of it had been completed so long ago it was rusting and buckling and the hope of ever seeing a train was a joke. Technically the line had been opened by Premier Seddon in June but governments […]
Read more..December 18, 2024
